Brian Tongue (Rhys Thomas - Bellamy's People) and Mark Bark Jones (Stephen Mangan - Green Wing) are setting out on the first Carbon Neutral, Vegetarian, and Organic expedition ever to attempt the North Pole. As a world first they have high hopes of getting into the Guinness Book of Records and, if all goes well, of saving the planet from Global Warming. Unfortunately they have never done anything like this before, and they hadn't reckoned on the polar bears, the cocky gay Norwegians, played by True Blood's Alexander Skarsgard and Lars Arentz-Hansen, or on Mark's rapidly loosening grip on reality.